Asymetrical Warfare Update
(If you haven't read my post"From the 'This Shit Can't Be Made Up'Dept." do so now.)
Well now, just when you thought it was an act of conspiracy minded asymetrical terrorist warriors carrying out a public relations campaign of suicide, we find this out from a government spokesperson:
"Yes, there's no question that Amnesty International, the International Red Cross, which by the way has a little place on Guantanamo Bay and which, by the way, I submit is the reason that the three Al Qaeda suspects committed suicide, because International Red Cross told the Americans you've got to give them privacy and tape up the window and they did. And you tape up the window, you can't see in. They can go hang themselves. But..."
Wow,this really silences my thunder, no? I knew that it had to be someone's fault and now we know. Now we know who's running Guantanomo and writing the rules. As I expected it was a different but just as deadly campaign by those evil twins of all asymetrical warfare, Amnesty Inter. and the Red Cross. Those liberal, anti-American bastards! Every time you turn around these two groups have tried to help the terrorists and now this. Helping those asymetrically thinking prisoners by having their cell windows taped up. Can you say conspiracy?
The logic is brilliant. The American military, led by you know who, can't be at fault. At first, you might remember from the storyline it was an act of premeditation by these 3 prisoners, an act of warfare. That storyline was brilliant in itself. And I suggested this "asymetrical warfare suicide" as it was called broke new ground, not only in warfare itself, but also in advertising and marketing.
But that storyline, though conceived in a rare spash of brilliance left questions unanswered. Obviously it was necessary to answer the question, how could those in charge have allowed this suicide pact to happen? Someone had to be responsible for ALLOWING it to happen.
Now, call me whacky, ( and many people do), but I thought George, the Decider and of course the Chief, was in charge and therefore he or his military would be resonsible for allowing the suicides to happen. But no, our Leader and those he leads are never at fault.
Taping up the cell windows. This, as you know by now, is aiding and abetting terror and terror tactics. Amnesty and the Red Cross must have been in league with these warriors. They must have known what was going to happen and quickly reached for the roll of duct tape. Not just complicit but according to the quote, "the reason".
Those three suiciders were only waiting for their cell windows to be taped up and if it hadn't have been for Amnesty and The Red Cross it would never have happened.
Well there is no way little ol' me can argue with thinking like this. I am not worthy. Once again I've been proven wrong. It wasn't a sense of hopelessness and despair that drove these men to kill themselves. Instead it was because of the urging and complicity of those two liberal groups(duh). I hang my head in utter embarassment.
Well now, just when you thought it was an act of conspiracy minded asymetrical terrorist warriors carrying out a public relations campaign of suicide, we find this out from a government spokesperson:
"Yes, there's no question that Amnesty International, the International Red Cross, which by the way has a little place on Guantanamo Bay and which, by the way, I submit is the reason that the three Al Qaeda suspects committed suicide, because International Red Cross told the Americans you've got to give them privacy and tape up the window and they did. And you tape up the window, you can't see in. They can go hang themselves. But..."
Wow,this really silences my thunder, no? I knew that it had to be someone's fault and now we know. Now we know who's running Guantanomo and writing the rules. As I expected it was a different but just as deadly campaign by those evil twins of all asymetrical warfare, Amnesty Inter. and the Red Cross. Those liberal, anti-American bastards! Every time you turn around these two groups have tried to help the terrorists and now this. Helping those asymetrically thinking prisoners by having their cell windows taped up. Can you say conspiracy?
The logic is brilliant. The American military, led by you know who, can't be at fault. At first, you might remember from the storyline it was an act of premeditation by these 3 prisoners, an act of warfare. That storyline was brilliant in itself. And I suggested this "asymetrical warfare suicide" as it was called broke new ground, not only in warfare itself, but also in advertising and marketing.
But that storyline, though conceived in a rare spash of brilliance left questions unanswered. Obviously it was necessary to answer the question, how could those in charge have allowed this suicide pact to happen? Someone had to be responsible for ALLOWING it to happen.
Now, call me whacky, ( and many people do), but I thought George, the Decider and of course the Chief, was in charge and therefore he or his military would be resonsible for allowing the suicides to happen. But no, our Leader and those he leads are never at fault.
Taping up the cell windows. This, as you know by now, is aiding and abetting terror and terror tactics. Amnesty and the Red Cross must have been in league with these warriors. They must have known what was going to happen and quickly reached for the roll of duct tape. Not just complicit but according to the quote, "the reason".
Those three suiciders were only waiting for their cell windows to be taped up and if it hadn't have been for Amnesty and The Red Cross it would never have happened.
Well there is no way little ol' me can argue with thinking like this. I am not worthy. Once again I've been proven wrong. It wasn't a sense of hopelessness and despair that drove these men to kill themselves. Instead it was because of the urging and complicity of those two liberal groups(duh). I hang my head in utter embarassment.
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