The Snake
WARNING! The following screed uses the root word fuck and it's derivatives frequently. Don't bitch later that I didn't warn you.
It has been quite interesting watching and listening to the conventional fucking wisdom experts in D.C since the election. Many Americans simply dismiss the whole voting thing because they believe it really doesn't matter, the crooks will do what they want to, no matter what. So it is in that spirit I want to point out what is now happening as we transition to a Democratic majority in Congress January 2007.
Voters chose Democrats because of Iraq and corruption. In other words, Americans are tired of the killing and the stealing. So what happens when all the wise ones recently reported on the Iraq debacle through the Iraq Study Group? The conventional fucking wisdom snake simply began shedding it's old skin. You have probably seen a snake shed it's skin. What happens to the snake? Does it turn into a different creature? No. It sheds and remains a fucking snake. That's what is happening right now in Washington, the snake is simply shedding a skin and remaining a snake. A snake that will continue to bite the ass of the American people when it can.
How does Bluester know this? The conventional fucking wisdom group decided on the Goldilocks and the Three Bears strategy for Iraq. They are oh-so-wise, this conventional fucking wisdom group. They recommend no additional troops to be sent into Iraq. The group doesn't recommend any immediate redeployment of our troops out of Iraq either. No, no, just as in the Goldilocks story everything, according to the conventional fucking wisdom group is, "just right".
"Oh but Bluester" somebody may say, "how can that be when the conventional fucking wisdom group said Georgie's policies were all fucked up?" To which I answer, "How fucking wise can a conventional fucking wisdom group be if it took them 9 months to tell us what we already knew?" Over 60% of Americans have believed for almost a year now that Georgie's policies(assuming he has any) were fucked up. But you see, the fucking media, those who really really appreciate conventional fucking wisdom groups, were not allowed to tell us for over 3 years now that Georgie's Iraq policies were actually...how should I put it....fucked up. No, no, no. Only the conventional fucking wisdom group is allowed to do that. And so they have.
And now the media whores can go hither and yon with the conventional fucking wisdom group's blessing..."Yes, yes my sons and daughters...bless you...go forth and tell the unwashed masses the conventional fucking wisdom gospel. Yes Georgie fucked up but now, because we are so fucking wise, we recommend staying in Iraq until 2008. See how fucking wise we are and after all, we ARE a bipartisan conventional fucking wisdom group?"
One anecdote from this group will suffice for now. Last night's Hardball on MSNBC featured two members of the conventional fucking wisdom group. Chuck Robb and Sandra Day O'Conner. Yeah, can you fucking believe it? A retired Supreme Court justice. Now that's some fucking wisdom, huh? O'Conner, when narrator Mike Barnacle said the current administration had been hiding the true cost of the Iraq mess by pushing off budget supplemental bills, said, "Oh, they wouldn't do that." That's fucking wisdom for ya'. Georgie wouldn't do something like that.
Once a snake, always a snake. Even when a snake is shedding skin, it's still a snake. Now as more and more of our soldiers are killed and horribly crippled, they and their families can take great comfort in knowing the conventional fucking wisdom crowd has spoken. Fuckers.
It has been quite interesting watching and listening to the conventional fucking wisdom experts in D.C since the election. Many Americans simply dismiss the whole voting thing because they believe it really doesn't matter, the crooks will do what they want to, no matter what. So it is in that spirit I want to point out what is now happening as we transition to a Democratic majority in Congress January 2007.
Voters chose Democrats because of Iraq and corruption. In other words, Americans are tired of the killing and the stealing. So what happens when all the wise ones recently reported on the Iraq debacle through the Iraq Study Group? The conventional fucking wisdom snake simply began shedding it's old skin. You have probably seen a snake shed it's skin. What happens to the snake? Does it turn into a different creature? No. It sheds and remains a fucking snake. That's what is happening right now in Washington, the snake is simply shedding a skin and remaining a snake. A snake that will continue to bite the ass of the American people when it can.
How does Bluester know this? The conventional fucking wisdom group decided on the Goldilocks and the Three Bears strategy for Iraq. They are oh-so-wise, this conventional fucking wisdom group. They recommend no additional troops to be sent into Iraq. The group doesn't recommend any immediate redeployment of our troops out of Iraq either. No, no, just as in the Goldilocks story everything, according to the conventional fucking wisdom group is, "just right".
"Oh but Bluester" somebody may say, "how can that be when the conventional fucking wisdom group said Georgie's policies were all fucked up?" To which I answer, "How fucking wise can a conventional fucking wisdom group be if it took them 9 months to tell us what we already knew?" Over 60% of Americans have believed for almost a year now that Georgie's policies(assuming he has any) were fucked up. But you see, the fucking media, those who really really appreciate conventional fucking wisdom groups, were not allowed to tell us for over 3 years now that Georgie's Iraq policies were actually...how should I put it....fucked up. No, no, no. Only the conventional fucking wisdom group is allowed to do that. And so they have.
And now the media whores can go hither and yon with the conventional fucking wisdom group's blessing..."Yes, yes my sons and daughters...bless you...go forth and tell the unwashed masses the conventional fucking wisdom gospel. Yes Georgie fucked up but now, because we are so fucking wise, we recommend staying in Iraq until 2008. See how fucking wise we are and after all, we ARE a bipartisan conventional fucking wisdom group?"
One anecdote from this group will suffice for now. Last night's Hardball on MSNBC featured two members of the conventional fucking wisdom group. Chuck Robb and Sandra Day O'Conner. Yeah, can you fucking believe it? A retired Supreme Court justice. Now that's some fucking wisdom, huh? O'Conner, when narrator Mike Barnacle said the current administration had been hiding the true cost of the Iraq mess by pushing off budget supplemental bills, said, "Oh, they wouldn't do that." That's fucking wisdom for ya'. Georgie wouldn't do something like that.
Once a snake, always a snake. Even when a snake is shedding skin, it's still a snake. Now as more and more of our soldiers are killed and horribly crippled, they and their families can take great comfort in knowing the conventional fucking wisdom crowd has spoken. Fuckers.
posted by bluester | 12:49 PM
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